| Kail: | Is she here? Did she get here yet? |
| Spade: | Who? |
| Kail: | Molly! |
| Spade: | Oh, yeah, she called, said she hates your guts and hopes you die, and that she’s in love with Dazz and the two are planning to run away together. |
| Kail: | WHAT?!? |
| Dazz: | Hey, what’s going on guys? |
| Kail: | I’ll kill you!! |
| Spade: | And once again the award for Idiot of the Year goes to Kristen Kail. |